stole from deconcentrate because I just woke up, have nothing better to do, and it looks kinda lulzy.

ALL RIGHT. For this meme, choose one character of yours and one character of mine - and then I will write out how they hook up, settle into a long term relationship and/or marriage, and describe their firstborn child/children. Yes, really. No, I didn't make this one up myself. You know you want it.

Characters of mine I'll write for this:

Rebecca Chambers clevermedic
Claire Redfield redfield
Kate Bishop takingtheshot
Penny apennysaved
Heather Mason godless
Sheva Alomar fightingchance
Sam Winchester devilsdrawnear or sceneswelost (specify plz as they're from two different canon points. one is way more effed up than the other.)
Rose Tyler lovedthemost
Hannibal King repenting
Zhen Lei ladysodivine
Buffy Summers classyslayer or slayingdemons
Ashley Graham annoyingblonde
Rachel Grey(Summers) mistakenflight or markedphoenix
Claire Bennet hardertokill
Helena Kyle feelthenight
Zidane Tribal virtuousthief
Kouzuki Kallen revolutionizing
Molly Mahoney mahoney
Kara Zor-El maidofmight
Link feralhero
Mia Fey spiritdefense
Oliver Malcolm falseregret or seun
Victoria Reynolds papermagic or papergirl
Valentina Tarasova wirebreathing, inthismachine, or tapinthecode
Leila Evans upwardstruggle or liquifying
Haruka Ishida burstlight or shestillshines
Jane Brown nohonesty or outranthem
Yuna rekindledfaith (or any other incarnation you remember)
Susan Bones strong_bones or undermybones

...okay I think that's enough. If there's someone I play that's not on there that you REALLYREALLY wanna harass, go for it although idk if I'll be able to muster a muse for some of my real oldies.